Ahmed's Adventures

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Male Rules!!

Please note, these are all numbered '1' on purpose!

1- Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
1- Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down!
1- Saturday = Sports! It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let is be.
1- Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1- Crying is blackmail.
1- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one, Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST SAY IT!
1- 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor!
1- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1- If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one!
1- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1- Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1- ALL men see in only 16 colours, it is like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1- If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that!
1- If we ask what is wrong and you say "Nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really!!
1- You have enough clothes.
1- You have too many shoes.
1- I am in shape. Round is a shape!!

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Coming up this January

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Monday, November 13, 2006

Accident in the Desert

Since the weather was getting better each day, me and my buddies thought it was about time to go for another desert trip, but this time we arrived a bit late, where the sun had already set and the desert was as dark as a blind man's vision with no moon light. We hesitated for a second, but we didn't care, we went on.....Until.......I flipped over!!!

Thank God it was not that heavy, I walked out of the car with no scratches and I was lucky that I did not have anyone with me in the car! I actually had a good laugh with the rest of the gang!! I'm glad I renewed the car's insurance just that morning!! LOL

MY CAAAR!!! :(

Me looking for my cell phone!! LOL

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Monday, November 06, 2006

Cover Change

Before & Now..

What do you guys think?

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Friday, November 03, 2006

Baba Zayed

Today marks the second anniversary for Sheikh Zayed's passing on

But his legacy is still and will always be alive

Learn more about Sheikh Zayed's life and legacy here

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

The word "Love"

For the past week, since the end of Ramadan, I have been quiet busy enjoying some fresh air and different kind of sports. Staying away from the studio and from books and papers and computers, and the most importantly stay away from my cell phone!!!

The word that I started studying religiously is the word "love" Some of you would be like...Ahmed? In love? Yeah right!!!
Don't worry folks, I'm not in love!!! Love to me has too many different meanings than the ones people are used to. I might love "things" or "sports" but it is too hard for me to love a "person" in that way you know what I mean? ;)

A lot of my co-workers especially the female ones are always trying to "hook" me up with their friends to break my circle that love is vulnerability. My circle is still strong! LOL

Could love become obsession? Hell ya!!! In my point of view at least. To be in love you will have to obsessed. Could obsession means stupidity? Oh yeah!! In my point of view again!! Hence, you know!!! :)

I just don't understand why everybody is against someone who does not believe in love. Love is an emotion, which means a person could choose to use that emotion to effect his/her life. And don't tell me if you don't believe in love then you don't love your parents! The love to your family comes naturally, you don't need to adapt to them in order to love them!

There are so many meanings to love but the definition I like the most is:
strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything

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